‘Heckling at ontologies’ is a collaboration between myself and Saul Albert that built on our two Media and Arts Technology PhD placements. From my content modelling work at the BBC, I came away asking is it possible to model the world? who says my model is right? and who has time to it all anyway? Joining some dots between Saul’s reception-led work and my production-led work, you get to start to answer all of those, and a whole lot more.